Wheeeeeeeee!

No shit, you have really got to try this Republicanism! I’m telling you honestly that it’s the best shit EVER!!! It makes everything so CLEAR!

For instance, I thought when Bush allegedly said that the U.S. constitution was “just a piece of paper”, he was being disrespectful of the very foundation of our country. Boy was I wrong!!! As a Republican, I see clearly that our constitution is actually like one of those magnetic refrigerator word games! It’s the funnest thing ever – swap parts the 5th and 18th amendments, and you don't have to testify because you're drunk!