This blog was created by That Being Greater Than Which None Can Be Conceived, for the sole purpose of documenting The Poor Man's meteoric rise to fame and fortune, followed by his inevitable self-destructive downward spiral to obscurity, destitution, and madness. The Editors: one of my most entertaining creations.
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Moose looks like a fluffy racoon. :)
Nice pink rug. ;)
Moose is a killing machine. The rug is stained red from the blood of his many victims.
(And he looks like a fluffy raccoon because he's a Maine Coon, rescued from the local animal shelter when he was 6 months old. He's 10 months old now and already weighs 14.5 lbs. He's gonna be HUGE! I live in fear...)
You're such a softy, Jex. ;)
Softy!?! Are you suggesting that I need Viagra!?! Because I can't even remember the last time that my erection didn't last at least 4 hours...
Oh, wait...you meant...OOPS, never mind....
4 hours????????
Stay AWAY from me!!!!! And don't point that thing at me!!!! ;)
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