Why Does Jesus Hate America? (And I don't mean your gardener)
Wassup with Jesus?!? It's occurs to me that Jesus is probably all weepy about our wanting to kick the illegals back to their South American gutter, but of course he's already got a pretty sweet gig. Me, I'd probably be sitting in an endowed chair by now if it wasn't for Juan and Pepe undercutting my future with their cheap labor.
And why isn't he laying some rightous Old Testament Wrath on the A-rabs, instead of hanging back and boo-hooing from the sidelines?!?
I'll tell you why: JESUS HATES AMERICA.
That's right, after all the praying and cross burning and heathen whipping we've done for that asshole, this is the thanks we get.
Sheeee-it.
Don't that just fucking tear it?!?
Damn. Now what the fuck we gonna do...
And why isn't he laying some rightous Old Testament Wrath on the A-rabs, instead of hanging back and boo-hooing from the sidelines?!?
I'll tell you why: JESUS HATES AMERICA.
That's right, after all the praying and cross burning and heathen whipping we've done for that asshole, this is the thanks we get.
Sheeee-it.
Don't that just fucking tear it?!?
Damn. Now what the fuck we gonna do...
posted by jexter at 6:11 PM
13 Comments:
Jesus does NOT hate America!
Jesus can't go Old Testament on anyone, He is the FULFILLMENT of the OT and the foundation of the New Testament.
Jesus is not an asshole, Jexter. This post makes me sad. :(
How did anniea see this post that has just gone up on a blog that is never updated because jexter is shooting lazers at crystals in the Puget Sound!
What about antiJesus? could jexter be confused?
Jesus led me here, Pinko.
Dear AA and PP,
jexter is detoxing, and is lashing out at everything from Jesus to red-neck wallabies. As you know, he's a very peaceful and gentle, but thoroughly vacant person, and sometimes the strain of channeling me strains his tiny neurons. Please bear with him.
I think I'll just plop him down on a beach in Jamaica for the rest of the weekend. That should tidy him up.
Thanks for understanding,
God
Poor Jexter! But this first step is a big one!! I'll be praying for him!!
(((jexter)))
Who the FUCK invited Doo-wain?!?!1!
*careful! he's lashing out!!*
Arrrrrghhh!!!! [lash lash]
I'm in the depths of despair. No idea why I'm telling you. But I am.
Jexie, how many times does AG have to tell you and the boys at 3B!, commit to being a Jew. We've got no Jewish and all it takes is one day to ask for all your sinful actions to be wiped clean.
Come-on, you know you want to. All the kewl kiddies are doing it.
Blogger is being weird. The last comment was mine.
Adorable Girlfriend
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Whenever I see WWJD or whatever I think about sending angels to rain fire and death, plagues of locusts and frogs, etc upon my tormentors.
Cuz that would be awesome.
Respiratory Therapists
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