Who is jexter?

Alright, let me get this out of the way before it snowballs. Remember I said I rarely talk directly to people? jexter just happens to be someone I talk through. Don't get the idea that he's something special, or mystically plugged in. I chose him because he's so vacant and drug addled he barely knows the difference when I take control. And he can type. You really think GOD is gonna type his own posts? Please.