Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Waking Up On The Couch With A Cat On My Head Haiku

Your sandpaper tongue
rips off my epidermis.
I need a beer.

12 Comments:

Blogger Yosef said...

More lasers please.

11/30/2005 09:34:00 AM  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

Is that worse than waking up with the cat's crusty, winking anus in your face?

11/30/2005 11:17:00 AM  
Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Yeah a crystal/x-ray/cat haiku would be grand!

11/30/2005 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Yosef said...

Cat praise on blogspot
Death laser aimed in Puget
3bulls has science

How's that?

11/30/2005 01:34:00 PM  
Blogger Pinko Punko said...

god haikus slay me.

DNA mixing in tube
Everything seems correct
Ends never to meet

someone posted something like that on a door in my building. why are haikus sort of sad most of the time?

12/01/2005 01:54:00 AM  
Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Dude how's the laser business?

12/03/2005 06:55:00 PM  
Blogger Yosef said...

Crap. One of those lasers must have hit Jexter!

12/07/2005 01:09:00 PM  
Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Maybe Jexter has a life??!??!?! Nah...

12/07/2005 09:12:00 PM  
Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Goddamit God, make Jexter post again!

12/22/2005 09:20:00 AM  
Blogger Pinko Punko said...

I sense a Jexter post when we least expect it!

12/24/2005 12:33:00 AM  
Blogger Gregor Samsa said...

Jexter, Jexter, Jexter!!!11!!!

12/24/2005 06:14:00 PM  
Blogger teh l4m3 said...

I'm hankerin' after Jexter!

Whatsamatter? Forgot your blogger password?

12/28/2005 08:35:00 PM  

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