Waking Up On The Couch With A Cat On My Head Haiku
Your sandpaper tongue
rips off my epidermis.
I need a beer.
rips off my epidermis.
I need a beer.
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Is that worse than waking up with the cat's crusty, winking anus in your face?
Cat praise on blogspot
Death laser aimed in Puget
3bulls has science
How's that?
I'm hankerin' after Jexter!
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