O.K., I see now that that was lame...
...but I'm against, in general, deleting lame shit from your blog after you've had a chance to think it over, or sober up, or re-medicate, or God forbid, spell check.
So that last haiku is just another piece of crap I'm gonna have to discuss with St. Peter.
He's gonna be all: "Dude, come'on. You were fucked up. Don't bullshit me, I've heard it from the best."
And I'll be like: "No, really man, I was being totally poetic! Can't you see the lighthearted, carefree humor?"
An' St. Peter's gonna be all: " I see you were toasted, dude. NEXT!"
Sheeee-it. What an asshole. Fuck St. Peter.
So that last haiku is just another piece of crap I'm gonna have to discuss with St. Peter.
He's gonna be all: "Dude, come'on. You were fucked up. Don't bullshit me, I've heard it from the best."
And I'll be like: "No, really man, I was being totally poetic! Can't you see the lighthearted, carefree humor?"
An' St. Peter's gonna be all: " I see you were toasted, dude. NEXT!"
Sheeee-it. What an asshole. Fuck St. Peter.
posted by jexter at 11:33 PM
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Not being Christian, what I don't get is if G-d is all loving and forgiving, why is there a hell anyway?
Unless you got the 411, I agree: fuck St. Peter. Fuck him and anyone who looks like him.
God sends those to Hell who don't love Him.
Well sure, but I don't have to love that butthead St Peter, do I?!? Plus, how'd he manage to score the gatekeeping gig? Was he like a bouncer or something before he became a saint? I've run into more than my fair share of bouncers, and not one of them is on the short-list for sainthood.
And who made him boss of hiakus, anyway???? Stinkin' hoser...
You don't have to love St. Peter. He was made the boss of Hiakus by the Council Of Nicea.
I will once, twice, thrice
Deny that I, Pete, know Christ
Cockle-doodle-doo!
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